Of party invitations there is no dearth,
I think I am the most boring person on earth.
All I prefer is to go straight home,
Instead of having drinks full of foam.
I am a lazy person you can say,
Be new years eve or dooms day.
I wouldn't care a centipedes shit about some party,
Loud music,sweaty people is not exactly dandy.
Exposure to loud music dislocates my brain,
Disintegrates it to finest level of molecular grain.
Zooming motorbikes and bellowing cars,
Surrounded by rings of jupiter and heavy stars.
Gosh! I am missing so much of fun,
Sob..I mean it with no intended pun.
Quiet place, few people quality time..
Senseless fun for no season or rhyme.
Yep, I am a lost cause with no hope,
You are free to hang me by a rope.
